Mr. Compliment

This gentleman knows how to win a girl over.

Start of with a compliment and tell her you find her very attractive.

Unfortunately Mr. Compliment isn't that smart, and really, not so much of a gentleman. 

*Ding* went my phone.

I read the message...

and then died of laughter.

Mr. Compliment was honest from the start and said he found me very attractive but he was mainly hoping to have some "sexy fun".  Then he asked what my thoughts were.

Well Mr. Compliment, what are my thoughts? 

A) That's gross

B) You're gross

C) I'm appalled 

What did I really say to Mr. Compliment? 

Well..after conversing with my friend, we were really just curious what he meant by "sexy fun" so...naturally,

I asked for clarification.

Mr. Compliment said "Well pics through snapchat would be a start!"

I told a small white lie and said I don't use snapchat.

Then he suggested "kik",

and I honestly said, I don't even know what kik is so....nope!

Oh Mr. Compliment (should I even call him that?!)

You're one I'm not sad over losing.

Mr. Let's Play A Game

Today's Tinder musing comes from my friend Jessica.

I was with her over the weekend and she was telling me about this conversation she'd had.

Mr. Let's Play A Game started off their conversation.

It was all pretty normal,

they all seem to start off that way..

Anyways, they covered the basics, what they did that weekend. 

Unfortunately, Jessica didn't respond right away and Mr. Let's Play A Game seemed as though he was concerned because he kept messaging her. (only 3 times, but still.)

When Jessica did respond Mr. Let's Play A Game asked some more questions...

Where do you live? 

What are you doing?

Do you like dirt bikes? (He was selling his dirt bike)

The ever so dreaded "What do you like to do?" question.

Then things got serious... 

Mr. Let's Play A Game said "Let's play the important questions game"

(you think that's where he got his name? wrong.)

So they began.

LDS?

Height?

Jessica responded with her height and yes. Then asked him if he was LDS and if he served a mission (yes) and where to (Ecuador).

Mr. Let's Play A Game: What kind of car do you drive?

Color? Year? Automatic?

Jessica asked him if he liked sports, he responded, then asked her.  After realizing that one of Jessica's greatest passions is sports Mr. Let's Play A Game moved on and said...

"Okay.  I have a game for us to play but I have to have your number to play! You in?"

Jessica: "What's the game like?"

Mr. Let's Play A Game: "Ha ha.  We take turns sending photos that can help us get to know one another." 

Apparently Mr. Let's Play A Game didn't think that four pictures was enough.

Jessica didn't really think so, so she didn't respond.

"It'll be fun....." he said.

Oh Mr. Let's Play A Game, I hope you can find someone to play games with you soon!

Mr. Boston {update}

Back when Mr. Boston was still talking to me,

I had screen-shotted our conversation and sent it to my friend,

just so she could see that he invited me to his house to study.

Today, my friend gave me a nice little update on Mr. Boston.

My friend was at a class for her job, and was talking to her co-workers about Tinder.

She pulled up the screen-shot of mine and Mr. Boston's conversation and said;

"Look how creepy, he just invited her over to study."

Her co-worker then said;

"Oh my gosh!! I've totally been talking to him on Tinder too!  AND my friend was matched with him and started talking to him and told me not to talk to him because he seemed a little weird."

Well Mr. Boston...I guess I'm not too heartbroken after all.