Mr. Compliment

This gentleman knows how to win a girl over.

Start of with a compliment and tell her you find her very attractive.

Unfortunately Mr. Compliment isn't that smart, and really, not so much of a gentleman. 

*Ding* went my phone.

I read the message...

and then died of laughter.

Mr. Compliment was honest from the start and said he found me very attractive but he was mainly hoping to have some "sexy fun".  Then he asked what my thoughts were.

Well Mr. Compliment, what are my thoughts? 

A) That's gross

B) You're gross

C) I'm appalled 

What did I really say to Mr. Compliment? 

Well..after conversing with my friend, we were really just curious what he meant by "sexy fun" so...naturally,

I asked for clarification.

Mr. Compliment said "Well pics through snapchat would be a start!"

I told a small white lie and said I don't use snapchat.

Then he suggested "kik",

and I honestly said, I don't even know what kik is so....nope!

Oh Mr. Compliment (should I even call him that?!)

You're one I'm not sad over losing.